Been away for nearly a month and in that time my plums have ripened - ooh er! In fact we've got so much soft fruit we don't know what to do with it - jam, chutney, pickle, compote, frozen, crumble...
I've also had two weeks with no banjo so to celebrate the return of the banjo, I've written a tune to my plums!
It won't be to Mark's taste though as he famously told me 'I like fur on my fruit!'. Well mate you've never tasted my plums.